Monday, May 08, 2006

Would you remarry if I die?

 My wife asked me this question about 2 months ago. Check her blog


Well, I guess that most married man will face this question at least once in their life. I’ve survived but maybe not many men are blessed like me.


Here is what would normally happened during that conversation.


Question : What would you do if I died?


A definite no-win question. (The real answer of course is "Buy a Ferrari and a boat".)


No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up
questions, usually along these lines:


WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!


WOMAN: Why not? Don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.


WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.


WOMAN: You would? (with a hurt look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)


WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?


WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem the proper thing to do.


WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't. She's left-handed.


WOMAN: ...silence...
MAN: Shit!!


1 comment:

miche said...

are you trying to hint something here dear? :(