One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a
bottle, when he opened it up a genie popped out. The genie said
he could have one wish. The man thought about it a while then
told the man that he was afraid of heights and got sea sick,
but really wanted to go to Hawaii so he asked the genie to make
a highway to Hawaii.
"I don't know," said the genie, "that is really difficult. Do you
have another request?"
"Well, I really want to know all about women, you know, how
they tick and why they're the way they are!"
The genie replied: "Will that be two lanes or four?"