Saturday, June 16, 2007

Geography of a Woman

I got this from a yahoo group that I subscribe. Enjoy.

Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa ,
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America ,
well developed and open to trade especially
for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India ,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France
Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia ,
lost the war - haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia ,
very wide and borders are unpatrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia,
with a glorious and all conquering past
but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan .
Most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

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